June 24th marks a very important (and entirely tongue-in-cheek) holiday—Cat World Domination Day! It’s a day to honor our feline companions for what they truly are: charming, mysterious, and maybe just a little bit convinced they run the planet.
While we adore their snuggles, whiskered wisdom, and dramatic flair, let’s be honest—cats often behave like they’ve already claimed the throne. Whether they’re silently judging us from the top of the fridge or strategically sitting on our laptops mid-email, we’re just lucky they still let us live in their homes. I mean, they are pretty good at making us feed and pamper them on demand.
Tell us, who really ignores a cat? When they want something, they GET it!
To help you celebrate — or prepare, we’ve compiled a short guide:
10 Signs Your Cat Is Plotting a Takeover
- They sit in high places to “Survey Their Kingdom”: From shelves to cabinets to the top of your headboard—they always take the high ground.
- They knock things over to assert dominance: Your glass? Gone. That vase? Shattered. Their message is clear: You are not in control here.
- They communicate in code (aka, yelling at 3AM). This could be a secret message to their fellow feline agents… or just a demand for snacks. Either way, you’re responding.
- They demand tribute. Whether it’s treats, head scratches, or “biscuits” from that fresh laundry you just folded, they expect offerings.
- They disappear, then reappear mysteriously: One moment they vanish into thin air. The next? A silent stare from behind the shower curtain.
- They stare at nothing: …or are they watching something we can’t see? Cue the dramatic music. Lets not skip over the perfection of the stare, either. That takes skill.
- They’ve claimed every box in the house: These “strategic bases” may be part of larger tactical plan, or they just really love cardboard. Any new boxes might as well just be another tank for their army.
- They train Us with precision! You jump at every meow, fill the bowl without question, and open doors on command. Who’s really in charge? You may even learn not to place things in spaces they’ve previously claimed as theirs, even if you won the land, because you know better.
- They’ve befriended the dog (suspiciously): Is your pup now following cat orders? Are they forming a coalition? Are they only following along out of fear? We’ll never know!
- They sleep 16 hours a day… to conserve energy for the uprising: clearly.
This is just good planning. We should take lessons here.
How to Be on the Right Side of the Takeover
Should cats officially take over the world (let’s be honest—they probably already have), here’s how to make sure you’re in their good graces:
- Keep the treats flowing! Tuna-flavored, crunchy, or soft—know their preferences and stock accordingly.
- Respect the nap schedule and battle routine. Disturb at your own peril!
- Speak their love language. Whether it’s chin scratches, feather wands, or ignoring them until they want attention—know your role and excel in it!
- Keep the litter box clean. Always. Every day. Without question.
- Admire from afar (until summoned). Some rulers prefer their space.
- Allow them to own everything the light touches… and spaces that light doesn’t. Allow any space their paws have graced to be part of the kingdom– which means, if they decide the plants don’t belong on the shelf, move them before patience runs out!
- The most important of all: Love them unconditionally, as we know they return the favor and offer an irreplaceable relationship in our lives….sometimes. (jokingly)
Today, we celebrate cats for exactly who they are—quirky, commanding, and completely lovable. Whether your feline friend is a dictator in disguise or just really good at getting extra snacks, we’re here to support you through the purr-suit of world domination.
Happy Cat World Domination Day from your loyal subjects at Scott County Veterinary Clinic! If this article doesn’t help you survive this day, give us a call. Our team is ready to help make you into proper warrior, ready for battle.
